My family my whole life: ALWAYS REMEMBER JOY: JESUS OTHERS YOURSELF BLAH BLAH
me: hey I’m gonna go help this person and donate a lot of money I’ll be back ok!
my family: You are ridiculous you have things you need to do before you help others you need that money they got themselves in that situation not you
Me: that looks a lot like Y not JOY but ok
My family my whole life: YOU MARRY SOMEONE FOR LIFE
me: I agree!!
My family: IF THEY CANT FINANCIALLY SUPPORT YOU: NO. IF THEY ARENT REPUBLICAN: NO. IF THEY ARENT WHTE: NO. IF THEY ARENT SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE: NO.
My family: STOP BITING YOUR NAILS A GOOD MAN DOESNT LIKE SOMEONE WHO BITES THEIR NAILS